the term my software engineering professor coined for fracturing a database 

"sharding"

genuinely pissed off that no one else in lecture seemed close to losing it. sharding, people. S H A R D I N G

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sharding some data & flushing it back to disk

please... phrases like "i'm sharding" and "when you shard" were used with abandon

i need someone to confirm that this is in fact hilarious so that i can feel sane again

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