the term my software engineering professor coined for fracturing a database Show more
genuinely pissed off that no one else in lecture seemed close to losing it. sharding, people. S H A R D I N G
sharding some data & flushing it back to disk
please... phrases like "i'm sharding" and "when you shard" were used with abandon
i need someone to confirm that this is in fact hilarious so that i can feel sane again
@principito this is, in fact, extremely fucking funny
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