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i will boost any photograph of a computer that you post. and not only that, i will weep at its beauty

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She tries to forget
about Luciano by
seeing other men

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Hello, I'm . It's 18 : 23 and my house's temperature is 21.2°C. My husband is dead and I don't want to remarry

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i'm on the seawater diet... i see water and i drink it! only if it used to be in the ocean though

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i had a dream that i owned a cat. i drove it out of my apartment during a thunderstorm

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1995: installing a program on your computer
2025: crimeloading "dark apps" onto your phone

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i'd just like to say for the record that these are not my most frequently used emoji. in fact, i have never once clicked on them intentionally. they have been here since i got this phone

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sincerity is bothersome to me because i don’t like the idea that successful social interaction should be effortless. the mere existence of a person whose responses are both “from the heart” & conducive to achieving their goals jeopardizes the value of the persona i’ve spent so long putting together

CVS regional hiring manager: we will not be awarding you the position at this time

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most of my conversations onhere go along the lines of “hi! how are you? oh, you’re good? that’s good. i’m good” and then 2 minutes later i proceed to post something like “i’ve come to the realization that captain crunch was an important figure in my psychosexual development” and they boost it

not only did my wife take the funko pops in the divorce — she took them into the minecraft world

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