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It fucking happened again!! I stood in front of the pan wondering why it didn't get hot (it's because i didn't turn on the stove)

I was planning on catching up on classic hollywood next year and focus more on asian cinema this year but I can throw this in, those goals are just guidelines not rules

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Bones
Bones
Let get some bones

These bones suck
These bones ROCK

Bones

I ACCIDENTALLY ASKED ALEX IF THEY HAVE "THEIR TEETH" INSTEAD OF "THEIR TEA"

(sees a girl with green hair and a purple shirt) wow... the joker for women...

I dunno why posts about bones always get my attention

Throw some bones on the fediverse for the bone gods

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Oh it's Alex day! Happy Alex day! Someone quick, post sky pics

Alex is just the fucking best. absurdly good person

happy Alex day everyone

I wanna read this but I have seen one (1) movie written by Paul Schrader and none by Ozu, Bresson or Dreyer so maybe I should wait a bit

I'm coming clean to the world. I killed Jimmy Hoffa. I had to, he knew my real age

@kiosk back in the good old days we didn't know what "hot pursuit" was yet. Need for speed used to have Jimmy Hoffa

Im watching a video about need for speed and they called the 2010 Hot Pursuit the ORIGINAL, and the 2020 one the remake

am I getting old. are people just forgetting about the actual first games

Ageism is rampant in the telescope garden community. Everyone just forgets I'm older

Are you telling me that a criterion collected this cinema

smoke alarm went off while I was grilling something so I told it to grow up. staying on top of things ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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