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Why call it "kiln-dried lumber" when you could call it baked beams

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Emetophobia is when you're afraid of fascist Ascians

AIIII AI AI AIIIIIIIIII

ESSS CEEEE HOLWEIDEEEEEEEE

Jennie is too good for this world. We don't deserve Jennie

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drawing, ec, there's a smidgen of blood 

making what you might call "self-indulgent" drawings. gay shit.
#BeeDraws

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imagining an ad campaign where the m&m's mourn the yellow peanut m&m

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kill the 9th grade high school version of you in your head and also the yellow m&m

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RIP Sabrina and the Yellow M&M. The world will remember the glory of their heated fight to the death

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i know there’s no discernible sense of internal logic to this, but last night i had a dream that someone mailed my 9th grade high school ID along with a stack of photos of the yellow M&M man to the US government, which caused them to issue a public statement that both of us had died. there were billboards throughout the city with my 9th grade school picture and the face of the yellow M&M

Brockhampton show in my city in Januaryyyyyyyy

Pressure and The Frontier especially, good lord

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I kind of have to for my own well being and stuff but ugh

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I do not want to go outside and do things

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I hate when friends just barge in on my marital disputes, I'm blasting naruto just let me WIN

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I'm a gamer, I'm now on equal footing with my gf. I have proven worthy

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