**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 20:21

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Feb 22, 2021, 20:21

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**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 20:18

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 20:18

Feb 22, 2021, 20:18

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please read this whole thing, it is fucking hilarious and only gets more and more bizarre

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**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 20:15

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 20:15

Feb 22, 2021, 20:15

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https://lithub.com/jeff-vandermeer-on-the-saga-of-the-festival-of-the-freshwater-squid/

reminder that Jeff Vandermeer made up a fake FRESHWATER squid for a book and then people believed it was real, and hijinks ensued

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**Philly, besieged by barking** @SanfordianPhil@radical.town · Feb 22, 2021, 20:07

Feb 22, 2021, 20:07

Philly, besieged by barking @SanfordianPhil@radical.town

Pets not giving a shit and telling you they're getting in your lap whether you get ready or not is adorable

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 19:45

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 19:45

Feb 22, 2021, 19:45

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Today is a dragoon leveling Day

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 19:27

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 19:27

Feb 22, 2021, 19:27

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why are all Vandermeer books so pretty

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**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 19:15

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Feb 22, 2021, 19:15

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stormblood dragoon quests are wonderful

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 18:27

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 18:27

Feb 22, 2021, 18:27

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Rhalgr's Reach music stuck in my head

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 18:25

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 18:25

Feb 22, 2021, 18:25

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Just pre-ordered the new Jeff Vandermeer

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**terrible y extasiado** @saladeredux@myasstodon.xyz · Feb 22, 2021, 16:44

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people who disrespect the spice girls will be escorted from the premises

**I Hath Telekinesis** · Feb 22, 2021, 17:19

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**Wikipedia Haiku** @wikipediahaiku@botsin.space · Feb 22, 2021, 17:19

Feb 22, 2021, 17:19

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It then flew away
to a mountain, and lived there
for eternity

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 18:10

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 18:10

Feb 22, 2021, 18:10

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Hello and good morning

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 06:04

**I Hath Telekinesis** @kiosk@telescope.garden · Feb 22, 2021, 06:04

Feb 22, 2021, 06:04

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Oh no a friend of a friend had a really bad opinion and I am not looking forward to that conversation

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**just, so many rats** @hundredsofdeadrats@monads.online · Feb 22, 2021, 04:41

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just, so many rats @hundredsofdeadrats@monads.online

re: alien plot hole

hope this is fixed in the other movies

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**I Hath Telekinesis** · Feb 22, 2021, 04:41

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**just, so many rats** @hundredsofdeadrats@monads.online · Feb 22, 2021, 04:41

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alien plot hole

just watched alien for the first time and my only complaint is that the entire crew isn't simping for ripley

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**terrible y extasiado** @saladeredux@myasstodon.xyz · Feb 22, 2021, 01:59

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terrible y extasiado @saladeredux@myasstodon.xyz

i will adopt any one of you. i really want you to have a family. you are my italian brothers and sisters

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**just, so many rats** @hundredsofdeadrats@monads.online · Feb 22, 2021, 01:24

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just, so many rats @hundredsofdeadrats@monads.online

remember that time queen did a cover of that one crazy frog song?

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**just, so many rats** @hundredsofdeadrats@monads.online · Feb 22, 2021, 01:17

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just, so many rats @hundredsofdeadrats@monads.online

what if i started doing the shades bit again

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**terrible y extasiado** @saladeredux@myasstodon.xyz · Feb 22, 2021, 00:51

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raviolis should happen every single day

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**just, so many rats** @hundredsofdeadrats@monads.online · Feb 22, 2021, 00:37

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just, so many rats @hundredsofdeadrats@monads.online

remembering that time commodore perry tried to do an imperialism but instead was bested in a baseball game by a couple of samurai, some villagers, and a dog

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