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god I feel so sorry for straight people. imagine being unable to experience love

@radicalrobit *on the set of dune* "ah guys I'm getting a call hold on... Ah shit. Pack it up everyone, it looks like Star Wars already had a desert in it. What a shame but i guess there's nothing we can do"

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@kiosk complaining about how the peasants in The Hidden Fortress are just C-3PO and R2-D2 ripoffs

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Gee I sure wonder why an adaptation of the most successful scifi novel of all time is set in the desert. I wonder if that novel could have potentially inspired other works of fiction

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"Dune has a similar desert atmosphere to Star Wars and that's a bad thing" ma'am I think i have news for you

murder 

@jennie he got a whole life sentence at least. He won't be eligible for parole, he'll spend the rest of his life in prison. But still it's super upsetting

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me to others: i swear to god you are kidding yourself if you believe that emotional maturity can be determined through analysis of one's hobbies. obviously if you think that some activity is childish you don't have to muster up any "respect" for it, but you're not necessarily making yourself a better person by closing yourself off to entire facets of your personality

me to me: the fact that you own blåhaj is a sin. you are going to the part of hell where george H.W. bush lives

@HoneyMoon How dare you imply that I, resident futch of telescope.garden, have feet

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shout out to our pvp team that ended the match with 15 points

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