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prousting the fuck out as I bite into my pierogi and am transported back in time to the moment I realized "ah, not a boy"

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❌ REJECT MODERNITY ❌
πŸ₯š 🐣 RETURN TO THE EGG 🐣 πŸ₯š

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reminder that you can always tag me in any content relating to Alien (1979) or Dune

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annual reminder that I once took a screenwriting class, and one person in that screenwriting class wrote the phrase:

"the thought shot into her brain, like milk shooting into the breasts of a pregnant woman"

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Im asexual but its just a fact that house and techno are the two hot genres

@kiosk@telescope.garden @Bugaboo@telescope.garden woooooo ​:blobcatrave:​​:hacker_h:​​:hacker_e:​​:hacker_l:​​:hacker_l:​​:hacker_y:​​:hacker_e:​​:hacker_a:​​:hacker_h:​​:blobcatrave:​

@kiosk @Bugaboo πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ congratulations!!!

@kiosk @Bugaboo
STRONG FLOWER. FLOWER POWER
SHE DESERVES LOVE AND PRAISE

ITS @Bugaboo APPRECIATION HOUR

SEND HER NICE THOUGHTS

SHE DID A DIFFICULT THING TODAY AND WE'RE ALL VERY PROUD

🌸 LILY TIME LILY TIME LILY TIME 🌸

Bugs 

Today's Fair Folk of the day are Stray Sods.

A Stray Sod is said to be a clump of grass enchanted by the Good People. It looks like a normal tuft of grass when glamored, and like a varying creature when unglamored.
Stepping on a Stray Sod can leave one dazed and confused, wandering aimlessly and lost in even your own yard.
The spell eventually fades, but can be broken immediately by carrying a piece of bread in the pocket, or turning your clothes inside out.

Today's Fair Folk of the day is the Ghillie Dhu. Kindly yet wild, he has a devotion to children and their protection. A solitary male Neighbhor, he was seen in the latter half of the 18th century. Residing in birch woods near Loch A Druing in Scotland, one summer evening a local child got lost in the woods. She was found by Ghillie Dhu, who looked after her until the next morning when he led her home. He was seen frequently in the woods for the next four decades.

Today's Fair Folk of the Day is the Salamander. The Salamanders are often described as Fire Spirits, born from and dancing in flame. Though sometimes confused as infant dragons, the Salamanders are their own designation of Neighbhors. It's said that the strange shapes curling in flames are salamanders dancing for you.
In the modern day, it's said that the explanation for these Good Folk are salamanders (amphibian) sleeping in logs tossed to fire and running.

does anyone have the gatopensa jpg?

boosts appreciated!

minesweeper as a game has the energy of a really angry screed made by people who tried sudoku exactly once and decided the whole thing was rigged when they couldn't solve it

that part of the sonic 06 fandub where shadow is like β€œwoah what the fuck are you” and mephilles responds with β€œyou see shadow, there’s a new trend going around online called β€˜kinning...’” makes me crack the hell up

@kiosk im sorry... it’s not like i can change my birthday just for you :(

steam is constantly coming out of my ears. all the time. thanks a lot fucker

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I recently learned about Tim Kaine In The Membrane and it might be the funniest thing a liberal has ever done

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