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prousting the fuck out as I bite into my pierogi and am transported back in time to the moment I realized "ah, not a boy"

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❌ REJECT MODERNITY ❌
πŸ₯š 🐣 RETURN TO THE EGG 🐣 πŸ₯š

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reminder that you can always tag me in any content relating to Alien (1979) or Dune

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annual reminder that I once took a screenwriting class, and one person in that screenwriting class wrote the phrase:

"the thought shot into her brain, like milk shooting into the breasts of a pregnant woman"

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Im asexual but its just a fact that house and techno are the two hot genres

I hate this! I hate it. I dont want to look at this!

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if youre filming a crowd dancing please DO NOT just focus on one person. its so uncomfortable. god

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how many people have a vore fetish because of dune

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Bruce Wayne: bats frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread...

Bats:

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"Now I want you to think very carefully and tell me what this is called" I say to a british person, pointing at my stove.

"Th-that's the hob" they stutter out fearfully

I sigh and raise my gun

Im listening to the octo octa boiler room set again and I am once again reminded of that line "some Germans seem like they want to prove they have more groove and feeling in their body than the entire republic of senegal"

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i have basically sent jim halperel miranda to everyone in my contacts at this point

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me, a salaried worker: i could do everything those factory floor schmucks do easily. watch this *i crash a tractor into the assembly line and start several large fires*

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iovke sucked 0 dicks in my life land iots so fuckoign tragic dude

I wanna get drunk and listen to house music and play ffxiv whos up

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Watching The Fog and I gotta tell you, this is some badass fog

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