any stress i have been feeling today was immediately forgotten about at the sight of this Absolute Guy

(enemy type in Endwalker spoilers, just one of the enemies on the moon)

I just turned on my phone after it was dead for a while and was greeted with this? I don't even know who this is????

i will fortnite dance on the graves of my enemies and my friends' enemies

@LapisTheFair hey, it's not your fault, you didn't do anything wrong. Someone else just misused your trust

@kiosk I think you have been at some point in every category except "under and circumstances"

me: laura can we play dota
laura: \*gives me a kiss* fuck off.

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