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I want to make this very genuinely actually clear to all my friends. If I've been laughing too hard and it starts to sound wheezy and I sound like I'm not taking breaks, I can't breathe and I actually might pass out. It's a real threat but a burden I bear for the funny

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Give every girl a grenade launcher. I want a grenade launcher. I could have a lot of fun with a grenade launcher

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People with social anxiety and body image issues sharing pictures with each other is a sign of trust. Tell your friends they look cute and mean it

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Internal bone syndrome, when the bones are on the inside instead of the outside. Please be know this

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My teeth will regrow! They are sharklike and powerful!

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I gotta stop doing my "wrong plurals" bit, whenever someone says houses part of my brain wants to correct them and say "actually its hice"

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On the one hand, Junji Ito revolutionized horror with a lot of really cool visual scares and themes of cycles and absurd portrayals of real issues. On the other, he also created one of the most blatantly offensive pieces of media I've ever seen

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i have to make a higher than average prae meme every time i do it so heres a smash edit of praetorium with no bg music

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who sentenced Roger Rabbit to 15 years in prison with no parole

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I flew too close to the sun (wore white and took a big swig out of my leaky tea thermos)

My girlfriend said if I don't watch Taiwanese New Wave movies with her, I have to watch Game Theory videos for the same duration instead

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I am going to drag my girlfriend into exploring Taiwanese New Wave with me

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@Bugaboo oh that sounds nice, i'm gonna go watch it right now πŸ™‚

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